I am puke
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
We don't watch enough power rangers
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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