Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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