We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
from now on my penis is your penis
we made out on top of his cat.
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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