I showed him my bush... on skype.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
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