Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
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