i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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