Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
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