that's an acceptable place to lick
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
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