well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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