no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
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