Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
YAS. BRING CRAB.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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