Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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