Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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