So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
can u get pink eye on your cock?
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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