So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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