as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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