remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
3pm strippers are depressing
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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