I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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