you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
I will be naked everywhere
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Randomize
