We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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