i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
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