Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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