The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Randomize
