Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
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