I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Randomize
