doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Randomize
