He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
ttyl tear gas
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
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