no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
Randomize
