Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
I was not drunk enough for that final.
Randomize
