Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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