I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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