talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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