One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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