She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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