Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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