): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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