Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
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