If I had a nickel for every time I've used a condom, I'd have... two nickels.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
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