please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
Randomize
