That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
i think i have herpe
just one?
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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