Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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