please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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