she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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