Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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