Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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