so i stopped by cvs on the way home this morning, turns out hallmark doesnt make an im sorry my friend puked on your friend card, call me if were still speaking
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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