? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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