there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
The ass gains better be worth it
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