but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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