I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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