I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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