Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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